Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

It's Not Really That I've Been An Advocate For Hearing Aids For A Long Time, It's Just That I've Been Losing My Hearing For A Long Time! So It's Actually Very Important For Me Because I'm Actually Hearing Impaired And I Simply Want To Hear Better!

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

Do Your Part To Silence Gossip - Don't Repeat It.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

When You See Charlie Chaplin, He Stays Funny. He Doesn't Become Drama, And So What Really Seems To Endure Is Comedy.