Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.