Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

I Have Always Loved Science Fiction. One Of My Favorite Shows Is 'star Trek.' I Like The Trips, Where It Drops My Mind Off, Because They Give You A Premise And All Of A Sudden, You Say, 'oh!' And I'm Fascinated By It.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.