Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

It's Been Dawning On Me Slowly That For The Past 35 Years I Have Been Cast Against Type, And I'm Finally Getting To Do What I Really Wanted To Do.

Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.