Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

It's Been Dawning On Me Slowly That For The Past 35 Years I Have Been Cast Against Type, And I'm Finally Getting To Do What I Really Wanted To Do.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.