Shirley! Don't Call Me Shirley!

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.