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I Love Comedy And I Hope I Never Stop Doing It.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

Like A Blind Man At An Orgy, I Was Going To Have To Feel My Way Through.

I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.

It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.