I Won't Take No For A Question.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

A Lot Of Comics Are Kind Of Vampire Types; We Do Our Shows And Disappear Into The Night. My Philosophy Was, This Is Like Politics, And If I Want People To Know About My Campaign, I'm Going To Go Out There And Shake Hands.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!