I Won't Take No For A Question.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

When I First Hit The Scene, It Was Just A Lot Of Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. I Have A Lot Of Natural Energy Anyway, But It Was Over The Top.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.