There's A Lot Of Idiots In The

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I Just Sort Of Go Along And Say What I Think -and That's All You Can Do In Life, Really.

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good