There's A Lot Of Idiots In The

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

Well I'm Trying To Think What I Put In... I Think I Put In 'why?' To See If I'd Confuse The Computer.