There's A Lot Of Idiots In The

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

Be The Ugly One, Look At The Nice One.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.