There's No 'dumb-ass' Vaccine.

I Made A Deal With The Devil For A Whole Lot Of Money.

Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't Have To Go To Rehab, And I'm Not Broke.

It Takes No More Time To See The Good Side Of Life Than To See The Bad.

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.