If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't Have To Go To Rehab, And I'm Not Broke.

Barmaid, Bring A Pitcher, Another Round Of Brew. Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

The Cheating Was Sweet, But My Heart Is Beat. Don't Tear It Apart, Please By-pass This Heart.

It's Been Wonderful For Me, And I Feel So Privileged To Have Fans That Are That Loyal.

Shells Sink, Dreams Float. Life's Good On Our Boat.