If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

I Want To Keep Going As I Have, To Travel, Read, Perform, Write, And Enjoy My Family. I've Promised Myself Only This: No More Laundromats, No More Two-shows-a-night, And No More Deadlines. I'll Work At My Own Pace.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

Don't Try To Describe The Ocean If You've Never Seen It.

I Have Always Looked At Life As A Voyage, Mostly Wonderful, Sometimes Frightening. In My Family And Friends I Have Discovered Treasure More Valuable Than Gold.