If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

Fun Is About As Good A Habit As There Is.

I Just Thank God I Don't Live In A Trailer.

Find Yourself A Lover Who Will Glue You To The Floor