Therefore, To Be Unhappy One Must Love,

I'm Not Saying I Didn't Enjoy Myself, But I Didn't.

I'm In Show Business. I'm Not Like A Poor Factory Worker Who'd Been Laid Off.

As A Boy, I Was Ashamed To Wear Glasses. I Memorized The Eye Chart, And Then On The Test They Asked Essay Questions.

It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A Retarded Angel.

I've Always Been Lucky In Casting. The Trick In Casting Is To Hire Great People, And Let Them Do What They Do, Don't Interfere With Them Too Much. And Then When They're Great, Take Credit For It In The End.