The Last Woman I Was In Was

To You I'm An Atheist; To God, I'm The Loyal Opposition.

The Lion And The Calf Shall Lie Down Together But The Calf Won't Get Much Sleep.

Notes For A Ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund Hears The Flutter Of Wings, And A Group Of Wild Swans Flies Across The Moon ... Sigmund Is Astounded To See That Their Leader Is Part Swan And Part Woman - Unfortunately, Divided Lengthwise. She Enchants Sigmund, Who Is Careful Not To Make Any Poultry Jokes.

People Always Tease Me. They Say, Look At You, You Went For So Much Psychoanalysis And You're So Neurotic, You Wind Up Marrying A Girl So Much Younger Than You.

What' S The Matter With Me? Why Can't I Be Cool?