I Can't Even Make A Leap Of

I Keep Wondering If There Is An Afterlife, And If There Is Will They Be Able To Break A Twenty?

When A Doctor Makes A Mistake, It's Best To Bury The Subject.

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.

The Difference Between Sex And Death Is, Death You Can Do Alone And Nobody Laughs At You.

I Wish I Was Writing Something Much More Heavy Each Time I Did A Film, And That The Comedies Just Occasionally Come Out. But Unfortunately You're Stuck With What You're Born With.