There Were Days When We Used To

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

I Am Of The Very Last Generation Who Didn't Have Computers At School. As We Grow Old We'll Become Something Of An Aberration.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

When You See A Crowd Of People Jumping Up And Down At A Pop Concert, All Gloriously In The Moment, I Don't Think You'll Ever See A Comedian There. They'll All Be Standing At The Sides, Looking At How It All Fits Together.

I Like Comedy, But I Like Comedy As A Device In Drama. It's More Interesting For Me To Use Comedy To Seduce People Into Thinking About Something Serious. If You Want To Hit A Beat In A Drama, You Can Distract People With A Little Comedy, And You Can Punch Them In The Gut With Some Emotion.