You Really Have Got Lots Of Issues!

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

Knowing About Comedy Has Helped Me With The Drama. To See People Laugh, It's Like There Are Moments Of Catharsis In The Middle Of Sadness.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.

The Fundamentalists Are Insistent That They Know Best. It's A Dictatorial Attitude Towards Personal Morality, Which Is A Modern Creation That Came About In The 19th Century.