The Truth Is Somewhere In The Middle

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.

I Think You Need To Have The Guts To Not Use Comedy. Often, The People That Work In Comedy Use A Joke To Avoid Contemplation.

When I Was A Student I Was Very, Very Ambitious, Completely Immersed In My Comedy Career. I Never Had That Period Of Reckless Hedonism That You Should Get Out Of Your System In Your Youth.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.

I Have Never Wanted To Be Famous, As Such - Fame Is A By-product.