There Was No Religion In My Life

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.

I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's Body.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.