If You're A Performer, People Tend To

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.

I Saw Something In A Program On Something In Miami, And They Were Saying, "we've Redecorated This Building To How It Looked Over 50 Years Ago!" And People Were Going, "no, Surely Not, No. No One Was Alive Then."

When I Was Seven, I Said, "i Want To Act." When I Was 10, I Realized That Films Exist, And I Wanted To Be In Them. Not A Comedian, I Wanted To Be A Dramatic Actor. Films Just Seemed Such Fun, And Like Such A Great Thing To Do.

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!