I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong.

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia. This Is True, They Proved This One. The Word Dyslexia Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.

There's Not Much Makeup In The Army, Is There? No. They Only Have That Nighttime Look, And That's A Bit Slapdash, Isn't It?

Drama Is A Complete Meal, Vitamins, Proteins, Carbohydrates. It's A Slow Burn Thing. It's Got An Arc. Comedy Is More Like Coke.