If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski,

I Appreciate Your Applause, But I Don't Do It For Applause. I Do It For Cash, It's Much Better.

There's A Thing About Trying Too Hard, Which I Think Is In All Forms, Which Is If You Really Try To Do Things Really Well, You Can Get To A Less Good Place Than If You Just Let Go And Let It Fly. Especially In Creativity.

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.

That's No Good, I Can't Steal From The Fairly Well Off And Give To The Moderately Impoverished! That's Not Gonna Swing, Is It?

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!