If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski,

So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

Peace, Peace, Peace. Peace Is Organized.

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!