There’s Nothing Bad About Reincarnation Per Se,

Luck, Like A Russian Car, Generally Only Works If You Push It.

Mostly I Sit At Home In The Evenings Watching The Box And Hoping That One Day I'll Evolve Into Plankton.

Poetry Is One Of The Few Nasty Childhood Habits I've Managed To Grow Out Of

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

Descartes' Immortal Conclusion Cogito Ergo Sum Was Recently Subjected To Destruction Testing By A Group Of Graduate Researchers At Princeton Led By Professors Montjuic And Lauterbrunnen, And Now Reads, In The Shorter Harvard Orthodoxy: (a) I Think, Therefore I Am; Or (b) Perhaps I Thought, Therefore I Was; But (c) These Days, I Tend To Leave That Side Of Things To My Wife.