Ohio Claims They Are Due A President

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing For Political Reasons.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.