Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.