Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.