Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.