There Are People In The World Who

And I Start Sleeping And Dreaming And I Think I'll Dream About You, All Through The Night.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

High School Is Like A Spork: It's A Crappy Spoon And A Crappy Fork, So In The End It's Just Plain Useless.

I Hope That What It Comes Down To At The End Of The Day Is That People Believe That I Believe What I'm Singing. It Comes Down To Being Believable. You Don't Have To Be Likeable; Generally, Though, I Think I Am.

Sometimes You Tell Someone To Never Call You Again; And Then The Phone Rings And You Hope It's Them - It's The Most Twisted Logic Of All Time.