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I Was Smart Enough To Know It Would Probably Make Me A Salable Item For The Paparazzi. I Knew I'd Have To Move To A Home That Had A Gate. But That Pearl Of Possibility That Lives In Your Heart When You Meet Somebody You Want To Know More About Has Such A Different Molecular Density Than Everything Else That You Have To Pursue It.

Never, Ever Underestimate The Power Of 'id Like That.

I Have Masturbated Myself Out Of Serious Problems In My Life.

I Find Myself In Situations That I Know Would Be Unbelievable Pictures And I Have To Gauge, Is This Worth Taking The Camera Out? Am I Gonna Lose The Moment? Am I Gonna Get A Dirty Look From Sting?

My Life's A Sequel To A Movie Where The Actors' Names Have Changed.