Who I Am As A Guitarist Is

Life Is Like A Box Of Crayons. Most People Are The 8-color Boxes, But What You're Really Looking For Are The 64-color Boxes With The Sharpeners On The Back. I Fancy Myself To Be A 64-color Box, Though I've Got A Few Missing.

I Went To My Library, Right? And I Started To Research The Bill Of Rights And I Did Not Technically Find Anything That Said All Americans Shall Eat Shrimp With Whoever They Like. But, I Found Some Things That Are Close Enough To Infer That I Am Within My Legal Rights To Enjoy Seafood With Whomever I Choose.

I've Realized You Can Use A Fork As A Spoon If You Use It Rapidly Enough.

When You're Just Open But Not Honest, Then You Start Free-associating Garbage.

Sometimes It Feels Like My Life Is Just One Long Day.