There Are No Liberals Behind Steering Wheels.

When It Comes To Cars, Only Two Varieties Of People Are Possible - Cowards And Fools.

Research Is A Scientific Activity Dedicated To Discovering What Makes Grass Green.

A Man Doesn't Amount To Something Because He Has Been Successful At A Third-rate Career Like Journalism. It Is Evidence, That's All: Evidence That If He Buckled Down And Worked Hard, He Might Some Day Do Something Really Worth Doing.

The Young Cult Of Sociology, Needing A Language, Invented One. There Are Many Dead Languages, But The Sociologists' Is The Only Language That Was Dead At Birth.

Life Seemed To Be An Educator's Practical Joke In Which You Spent The First Half Learning And The Second Half Learning That Everything You Learned In The First Half Was Wrong.