There Are No Liberals Behind Steering Wheels.

A Man Doesn't Amount To Something Because He Has Been Successful At A Third-rate Career Like Journalism. It Is Evidence, That's All: Evidence That If He Buckled Down And Worked Hard, He Might Some Day Do Something Really Worth Doing.

After That [father's Death] I Never Cried With Any Real Conviction, Nor Expected Much Of Anyone's God Except Indifference, Nor Loved Deeply Without Fear That It Would Cost Me Dearly In Pain. At The Age Of Five I Had Become A Skeptic And Began To Sense That Any Happiness That Came My Way Might Be The Prelude To Some Grim Cosmic Joke.

It's Always Seemed Odd To Me That After A Group Of Terrorists Commits A Vile And Odious Deed They Rush Messages To The Public To Claim Credit For It.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

Situation Comedy On Television Has Thrived For Years On 'canned' Laughter, Grafted By Gaglines By Technicians Using Records Of Guffawing Audiences That Have Been Dead For Years.