In America Nothing Dies Easier Than Tradition.

Notice, For Example, That People Who Talk About "the Joys Of Childhood" Are Always Adults. Only An Adult, Utterly Remote From The Reality Of Childhood, Could Suppose It Is Time Of Joys.

Goat Cheese... Produced A Bizarre Eating Era When Sensible People Insisted That This Miserable Cheese Produced By These Miserable Creatures Reared On Miserable Hardscrabble Earth Was Actually Superior To The Magnificent Creamy Cheeses Of The Noblest Dairy Animals Bred In The Richest Green Valleys Of The Earth.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

People Seem To Enjoy Things More When They Know A Lot Of Other People Have Been Left Out Of The Pleasure.

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.