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Americans Like Fat Books And Thin Women.

The Best Thing About Being President Is That It Gets You Out Of American Life. I Don't Know What The Theory Is Behind This, But It Is A Fact. The First Thing We Do With A President Is Shunt Him Off To A Siding Where Nothing American Can Ever Happen To Him.

Kingsley Amis Was One Of A Trio Of Brilliant Comic Novelists Who Made English Literature Sparkle In The Twentieth Century.

Humans Treat Time As A Map And Always Know Where They Are Located On It And Respond With The Appropriate Emotion.

Grass Is The Least Rewarding Of All Status Symbols... The Grass Does Nothing But Drink Money, Exhaust Energies, Crush Spirits, Destroy Sleep, Create Tensions And Interfere With The Watching Of Baseball Games, And Sprout Insolent Signs Ordering Humans To Keep Off It.