There Are No Invisible Seams.

To Be A Liar, You've Got To Have A Great Memory, And I Don't Have A Memory.

I Do Miss The Social Aspect Of Sitting In A Pub With A Pint But You Know What When I Get Down To It I Never Went For A Pint. I Went To A Pub To Get F**ked Up. If It Was Just Going For A Pint That Would Be Ok But Once I Start I Just Can't Stop.

I Tried Heroin Once And I Didn't Like It. It Frightened Me.

If You Don't Know What Sex Is Before You're 21 You're Going To Have A Problem And Should Go To Your Psychiatrist.

If I Go Out With A Jacket And A Pair Of Trousers That My Wife Doesn't Like, You Can Bet Your Ass It Ain't In My Wardrobe The Following Day. I Say That It Gets Lost In The Sky.