To Be A Liar, You've Got To

People Want It To Be Red, Like Blood. It's Kind Of Funny. When I Used To Throw Meat Into The Audience, I'd Get Letters From Kids' Mothers Saying, "what's The Best Way To Get Blood Stains Out Of My Son's Shirt?"

I Was Never Good At Sports. I Was Never Good At Exams, Because They Didn't Understand Dyslexia.

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

A Child Of Broken Mind, The Fear That I Hide Behind.