To Be A Liar, You've Got To

I've Been Dictating To My Son, Who's Helping Me On His Computer. I'm Spending A Lot Of Time Doing Research - I've Just Got Up To 1971, When I Went Crazy And Dived Through The Window. My Life Is So Full Of Interesting Stories.

Black Sabbath Wasn't Like The Bon Jovis Of The Time. We Were Just A Bunch Of Guys That Were Against The Grain Of Society. And We Sung About Things That People Thought Back Then.

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.

I'm About Caring, I'm About People, And I'm About Entertaining People. I'm A Family Man. A Husband. A Father. I've Been A Lot Of Other Things Over The Years, Which We Don't Really Want To Talk About.