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The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

You Can't Kill Rock 'n' Roll. It's Here To Stay

I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love Was About Until I Met Sharon.

I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform 'iron Man' Every Night.

If You Don't Know What Sex Is Before You're 21 You're Going To Have A Problem And Should Go To Your Psychiatrist.