There Are No Uncriminal Crimes.

If You Don't Know What Sex Is Before You're 21 You're Going To Have A Problem And Should Go To Your Psychiatrist.

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

I Was Never Good At Sports. I Was Never Good At Exams, Because They Didn't Understand Dyslexia.

I Know That I'm Here - I Believe That I'm Here For A Purpose. I Believe In Forces Of Fate.

He Protected His Feelings In Walls He Imagined, But Castles Crumble Exposing The Frightened Child.