There Are No Impossible Dreams.

I'm Not One Of These Guys To Do My Solo Stuff One Night And Black Sabbath The Next. I Can't Do That, You Know. It's Too Much To Handle.

I Kept Hearing That Metal Is Dead And Ozzy's Dead And People That Like Ozzy Are Dead. I Have Never Had An Empty Seat. I've Always Sold Out, So Who's Saying It's All Over?

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

My Father Always Said I Would Do Something Big One Day.'i've Got A Feeling About You, John Osbourne,' He'd Tell Me, After He'd Had A Few Beers.'you're Either Going To Do Something Very Special, Or You're Going To Go To Prison.' And He Was Right, My Old Man. I Was In Prison Before My Eighteenth Birthday.