There Are No Impossible Dreams.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

The Media Sells It And You Live The Role.

With My Recovery Programme, I Have To Do A Daily Inventory Of How My Day Has Been. I Am Terribly Dyslexic And Have Attention Deficit Disorder, So I Have To Carry A Tape Recorder Everywhere I Go.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.