There Are No Incurable Ills.

You've Got To Believe In Yourself, Or No One Will Believe In You. Imagination Is Like A Bird On The Wing, Flying Free For You To Use.

I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.

I Know That I'm Here - I Believe That I'm Here For A Purpose. I Believe In Forces Of Fate.

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

I'm The Demon Alcohol, Demon Alcohol, Demon Alcohol, Demon Alcohol. Let's Party.