I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like

The Road To Nowhere Leads To Me.

If That's The Only Thing That's Stopping War Then Thank God For The Bomb.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.

I Keep Hearing This [expletive] Thing That Guns Don't Kill People, But People Kill People. If That's The Case, Why Do We Give People Guns When They Go To War? Why Not Just Send The People?

If You Can Laugh At Your Mistakes, It's A Good Thing.