I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.

What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong.

It’s Sad, Y’know, What Money Does To People.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'