I Don't Want To Be A Hero,

I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love Was About Until I Met Sharon.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.

All I Ever Wanted To Do Was To Do Something Good So That My Parents Could Be Proud Of Me.

Your Bullshit Culture Licking Can't Stop The Death Watch Ticking.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.