There Are Certain Bits In My Act

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

My Material Never Comes Out Verbatim Every Time. I Always Tweak In A Line, Or Tweak Away A Line, Gain A Couple Tags Or Lose A Couple Tags. The Timing Is Always Off.

I Did Popeye And Ronald Reagan And Everybody Was Saying Things Like "yeah He's A Cute Little Kid" But I Started, Little By Little, Telling Stories About People I'd Met And Expanded My Voices.

Sometimes [high School Speech Team] Was Funny, Other Times It Was Just Talking, But It Gave Me The Confidence To Speak In Front Of People After Doing That For A Whole Year.