There Are Certain Bits In My Act

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Was A Big Fan Of Rodney Dangerfield. He Had This Hbo Young Comedians Special And He'd Always Bring Up New Talent, And I Loved That!

I Found That Laughter Was A Form Of Acceptance, And I Really Enjoyed That And I Just - I Crave It.

I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.