There Are Certain Bits In My Act

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

It's Not An Overnight Thing. I Can Legitimately Say I've Been Working My Ass Off For A Long Time And The Fact That I'm Getting This Concert Movie Is Perfect Because It's Coming At Just The Right Time In My Life.

If You Google The Word "fluffy," I'm The First Thing That Pops Up. It's Me, Dogs And Rabbits.

I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.