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I Did Popeye And Ronald Reagan And Everybody Was Saying Things Like "yeah He's A Cute Little Kid" But I Started, Little By Little, Telling Stories About People I'd Met And Expanded My Voices.

Hanging Out With Comics, All They Did Was Make Fun Of Me.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!