People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.

Anything Is Possible As Long As You're Focused, Determined And You Really Want To Do It.

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.

Jeff Foxworthy Had That Whole "you Might Be A Redneck" Thing; Larry The Cable Guy Had "git-r-done." Some Comics Have That Hook. Dane Cook Had That Super Finger. So I Just Caught On Early On. I Ran With "fluffy."

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.