People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

If You Google The Word "fluffy," I'm The First Thing That Pops Up. It's Me, Dogs And Rabbits.

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

As A Comedian, Especially One That Works As Much As I Do, There Is A Lot Of Sacrifice. People Don't See That I'm Away From My Family 46 Weeks Out Of The Year. I Miss All The Birthdays And Anniversaries And Holidays.