People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't

[ The Aim To Be Big] Is Not A Joke About My Size. It's Just That I'm A Dreamer, But I'm Following Through With It. I Believe Anyone Can Do It As Long As They Focus And Have A Game Plan.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.