People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't

As Far As "uncut" I Think We All Know That You Guys Cut Up The Special. Originally It Was Going To Be 2 Hours Plus And It Got Chopped Down So I Said "we Can't Use Those Words Because It's Not Going To Represent Me Right".

I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever Come Across As Offensive. Nobody Sees You As A Threat. You See Someone In A Hawaiian Shirt, And You Are Like 'this Guy Is Ready To Party.'