When I Was A Kid I Did

Originally The Big Argument Was That They Wanted To Call It "raw And Uncut" And I Told Them I Had A Problem With That. When You Say "raw" It Implies That My Show Is Dirty And That's Not The Case.

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Think When We Stop Putting Labels And Start Worrying More About The Performance, That's When You're Able To Cross Over And Make Yourself A Household Name And Go Everywhere.

I'm A Big Fan Of Kiss. Gene Simmons, He's All Into Marketing And Branding. You Name It, There's Some Type Of Product With Kiss' Name On It. Studying People Like That, You See Guys Have Hooks And There Are Reasons People Are Successful.

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.