When I Was A Kid I Did

I Get A Lot Of Influence From Pro Wrestling. People Are Like, 'oh, It's Fake.' But It's Not About Whether The Guy Wins Or Loses, It's About How He Entertains You The Whole Time You're Watching.

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.

My Material Never Comes Out Verbatim Every Time. I Always Tweak In A Line, Or Tweak Away A Line, Gain A Couple Tags Or Lose A Couple Tags. The Timing Is Always Off.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.