When I Was A Kid I Did

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

I'm A Big Fan Of Kiss. Gene Simmons, He's All Into Marketing And Branding. You Name It, There's Some Type Of Product With Kiss' Name On It. Studying People Like That, You See Guys Have Hooks And There Are Reasons People Are Successful.

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

Every Night, It's A Bakery On The Bus. It's A Curse, Because I Talk About How Much I Love Cake, People Bring Me Cake. And Now I Just Found Out I'm Diabetic, So I'm Like, Are You Kidding Me?!

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.