There Are A Number Of Mechanical Devices

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] Called Me Up And Said He Could Pay Me Less Money.

When I Get In Deep Water, I Prefer To Announce That I'm In Over My Head.

Modern Air Travel Means Less Time Spent In Transit. That Time Is Now Spent In Transit Lounges.

Nothing Bad Is Going To Happen To Us. If We Get Fired, It's Not Failure; Its A Midlife Vocational Reassessment.

Something That Comes To Us, Some Gym Shoe That Comes To Us As A Result Of Child Labor From A Brutal Dictatorship, Where People Do Not Have Basic Freedoms, It Wouldn't Bug Me To Tax The Living Dickens Out Of That Thing Or Even To Forbid Its Importation Whatsoever. But That's A Moral Question, Not An Economic Question.