Southern California Is A Nice Place, If

There's One More Terrifying Fact About Old People: I'm Going To Be One Soon.

We'll Run This Planet As We Please, And If You Don't Like It, Go Back Where We Came From.

Satire Doesn't Effect Change.

A Cocktail Party Is What You Call It When You Invite Everyone You Know To Come Over To Your House At Six P.m., Put Cigarettes Out On Your Rug, And Leave At Eight To Go Somewhere More Interesting For Dinner Without Inviting You.

Globalization Is Simply Opening The Free Marketplace To Encompass The Entire World.