Their [republicans] Approach To A Woman's Body

Clinton Left The White House With All The Class Of An Xfl Halftime Show.

It's Nine Months Before The Election And Bush's Poll Numbers Have Fallen To The Exact Level That His Father's Poll Numbers Were Nine Months Before He Lost To Bill Clinton. Today Front Runner John Kerry Said He's Not Superstitious, But Just To Be On The Safe Side, He's Going To Start F---ing Everything That Moves.

New Rule: News Organizations Have To Stop Using The Phrase: "we Go Beyond The Headlines." That's Your Job, Dummy. You Don't See American Airlines Saying, "we Land Our Jets On The Runway"!

The Country Has Become Much More Conservative, Partly Because It's Been Taken Over By The Religious Right.

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.