Atheism Is A Religion The Way Abstinence

That's Ended, That's Over. I Want You To Meet My Pimps. I Thought, I'm A Show-business Ho Already, So I Might As Well Be A Real Ho.

What Does It Take For Republicans To Take Off The Flag Pin And Say, 'i Am Just Too Embarrassed To Be On This Team'?

It's That Time Of Year Again, April 15, Taxes. I Know It's Depressing, But Just Remember, You're Paying For Roads, Bridges, Hospitals, And An Army To Keep The Nation Free. Unfortunately That Nation Is Afghanistan.

The Car Bomb Was Fertilizer, Gasoline, Fireworks And Propane Tanks...still Safer Than A Toyota.

The President Finally Explained Why He Sat In That Classroom On 9/11 For 7 Minutes After He Was Told The Country Was Under Attack. He Said He Was 'collecting His Thoughts.' What A Time To Start A New Hobby.'