Canadian Bacon Isn't Bacon. It's Ham.

The Only Sport I Really Get Into Is Snowboarding. Cause That's The Only Sport Where They Perform A Half Pipe Just After Smoking A Full Pipe.

The Other Guys Are Selling Certainty. Not Me. I'm On The Corner With Doubt.

In New York Now, They Have Harvey Milk High School For Gay Students. They Don't Have Much Of A Football Team, But The Half-time Show . . .

I Hear A Lot Of Talk Today About Xenophobia. Is It Really Phobia If You Have Something To Be Afraid Of?

Don't Vote For Republicans Or Democrats Until They Clean Up The Open System Of Bribery That We Live Under.