Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.

What Is Guilt? Guilt Is The Pledge Drive Constantly Hammering In Our Heads That Keeps Us From Fully Enjoying The Show. Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.

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