Now Let Me Get This Straight. Bush

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.

I'm A Comedian, For God's Sake. Viewers Shouldn't Trust Me. And You Know What? They're Hip Enough To Know They Shouldn't Trust Me. I'm Just Doing Stand-up Comedy.

Women Don't Like Guys Who Are Dangerous. Women Just Want Us To Think That Because Women Are Trying To Kill Us.

To Me, Nature Always Appears More Unbalanced Than Gary Busey With A Clogged Eustachian Tube.