The Worst-tempered People I've Ever Met Were

Hollywood Is A Sewer With Service From The Ritz Carlton.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.