The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

Anybody Who Can Write Home For Money Can Write For Magazines.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.