The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds

The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.