The Gent Who Wakes Up And Finds

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.