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The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.