The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

Here Lies A Plain And Simple Jew Who Wrote In Plain And Simple Prose.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.