The World Is Not Growing Worse And

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

It Don't Make Much Difference What You Study, So Long As You Don't Like It.