The Weather Is Here Wish You Were

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.

It Takes No More Time To See The Good Side Of Life Than To See The Bad.

This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm The Next Best Thing.

When Reality Looks Too Ugly, Fantasize.